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« Reply #975 on: Dec 30th, 2010, 10:24pm »

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« Reply #976 on: Jan 2nd, 2011, 12:56am »

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« Reply #977 on: Jan 9th, 2011, 11:22am »

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I can walk like an ape
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Do what a monkey can do
God made man
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« Reply #978 on: Jan 9th, 2011, 8:26pm »

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“God made man
But he used the monkey to do it
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I can walk like an ape
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God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue.” – DEVO










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« Reply #979 on: Jan 10th, 2011, 1:53pm »

I got this form one of our Blood Pearls members signature:

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laugh Yardbird's last post reminded me of this.
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« Reply #980 on: Jan 12th, 2011, 12:17pm »

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« Reply #981 on: Jan 20th, 2011, 01:00am »

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« Reply #982 on: Jan 27th, 2011, 01:05am »

@ Spiff

I think we found out what that mouse was doing with your engine parts>

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« Reply #983 on: Jan 29th, 2011, 7:01pm »

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God made man
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« Reply #984 on: Jan 30th, 2011, 9:35pm »

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« Reply #985 on: Feb 16th, 2011, 8:57pm »

Got this an an email. This is actually pretty funny!

Enjoy-



Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary:

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm – Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary:

Day 983 of my captivity…
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what
this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,
so he is safe.

For now…
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« Reply #986 on: Feb 23rd, 2011, 12:41am »

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“God made man
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
We're all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape
Talk like an ape
Do what a monkey can do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue.” – DEVO










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« Reply #987 on: Apr 22nd, 2011, 1:59pm »

i honor of tomorrow being caturday...I give you the funniest damn thing I have seen in a while...

I ROTFLSWOMMPIMP!

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God made man
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« Reply #988 on: May 28th, 2011, 01:51am »

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Tortoise_wheely_on_the_move_again
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