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« Reply #915 on: Nov 8th, 2009, 9:07pm »

This happened about 6 months ago on Louisiana Hwy 57, just outside of Dulac, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana. While it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.

An Ohio businessman, Vernon Johnson, abandoned his disabled vehicle on the side of the road, and attempted to hitchhike. The night was pitch dark in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face.

Suddenly, through the sheets of rain, he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped. Desperately needing a ride, Vernon jumped in the car and closed the door.

Only then did he realize that there was no one behind the wheel and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain.

Again the car crept silently forward and Vernon was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. He saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and beg for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into the bayou and he would then drown!

But just before the curve, a shadowy hand appeared at the driver's window, reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and Vernon was alone again.

Paralyzed with fear, Vernon watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally, scared nearly to death, Vernon had all he could take, jumped out of the car, and ran to town.

Wet and in shock, he went into bar called Fishermen's Point. Voice quavering, he ordered two cups of coffee, black, and then told everybody about his supernatural experience.

The room became silent and everybody got goose bumps when they realized Vernon was telling the truth (and not just some drunk).

About 30 minutes later two Cajuns, dripping wet, walked into Fisherman's Point and one says to the other,

"Look, Boudreaux! Deers dat idiot what rode in our car when we wuz pushin' it in the rain!"
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« Reply #916 on: Nov 8th, 2009, 9:49pm »

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« Reply #917 on: Nov 11th, 2009, 11:02am »

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« Reply #918 on: Nov 18th, 2009, 2:24pm »

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« Reply #921 on: Nov 30th, 2009, 08:42am »

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« Reply #922 on: Dec 4th, 2009, 11:07am »

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« Reply #923 on: Dec 5th, 2009, 03:21am »

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« Reply #924 on: Dec 16th, 2009, 11:05am »

Move over Elvis, Jackalope sightings take number 1!


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« Reply #925 on: Dec 24th, 2009, 4:24pm »

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« Reply #926 on: Jan 3rd, 2010, 2:27pm »

This is a unbelievable story! "SNAKE SAVES FAMILY FROM FIRE".


That a boy Long Long! What a wonderful chain of events coming out of China! Its worth the read!

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« Reply #927 on: Jan 9th, 2010, 11:44pm »

I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you. It was to me and it's very well written and I hope that you enjoy it too.

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« Reply #928 on: Jan 13th, 2010, 9:18pm »

A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

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« Reply #929 on: Jan 15th, 2010, 12:10am »

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