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« Reply #375 on: May 10th, 2007, 2:47pm »

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Hey.....I'm streaking!...WEEHOO!

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Do a Barrel Roll!
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« Reply #376 on: May 10th, 2007, 3:54pm »

gross yard! put some feathers on!!! grin
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« Reply #377 on: May 12th, 2007, 1:44pm »

A dog thinks that he is human;
A CAT KNOWS THAT HE IS GOD!
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« Reply #378 on: May 12th, 2007, 1:48pm »

SpiffCat and YardBird as children...

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« Reply #379 on: May 15th, 2007, 11:42pm »

Gah! Missed Caturday, missed...O! Btw Happy Mothers Day to all you moms out there! wink Missed that too. Anywho...

Looks like things are settling back to normal now, been a rough week or so, school has been going out so all the classes are throwing pizza partys and you know who gets to supply them.... shocked srsly, going in 2 hours earlier to make pizzas for them THEN do the normal days work on top of the sporadic calls for more pizzas at the school.....its been nuts....


SO! Whats been going on in here? I see a Caturday post by Pest! (only one I might add...100+ extra spam bonus for Pest) Yardbird doing a barrel roll....(110+ extra spam points there) oh yea..We have been missing out...

Great to be back yall! OH and btw...got a joystick the other day.....I've joined the [u[dark side[/u]...Still gotta fix it up though....and I'm a n00b again..however with an extra wep group now...I are quite happy about that.. grin


So I feel like taking on the world!11!!!11 well...maybe some spam..

After all that cooking.....
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feel like doing that..lol

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^words you'll never hear from him...

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lol srsly..

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megaman rawks.

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Haaaaaaaaaa!

Hey? Can I post a cat even though its not caturday? Chuck, what do ya say?

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Alright! Whoooo Hooooo!!

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There, I feel better. cool
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« Reply #380 on: May 16th, 2007, 12:39am »

Hey Jack, don't forget the new special pizza for teachers:
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« Reply #381 on: May 16th, 2007, 01:12am »

on May 16th, 2007, 12:39am, Pest wrote:
Hey Jack, don't forget the new special pizza for teachers:
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« Reply #382 on: May 16th, 2007, 01:20am »

Headache? lol

A good fight will help...

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« Reply #383 on: May 16th, 2007, 01:43am »

love the maddog mech..err vulture..hey wait...this many replys..in this little time...

YOU LOOKIN FOR A SPAM THROWDOWN!?

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LOR anyone?
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« Reply #384 on: May 16th, 2007, 08:37am »

Hmmmmm! Missed an opportunity for a good fight. From your timestamp, I was blissfully sleeping. Does a good loud SNORE! count as a counterstrike or even as Spam?

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« Reply #385 on: May 16th, 2007, 10:53am »

well then, humph!

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« Reply #386 on: May 16th, 2007, 10:56am »

Please forgive my ill attempt at humor. Sorry to say there may be more. cheesy

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« Reply #387 on: May 16th, 2007, 11:36am »

Hmm, I don't think my editing skills are getting any better. shocked
Maybe I will try those gifs things later.

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Jackalactoitis.
Sometimes manifests itself in
humans after drinking Jackalope
milk.

Jackalope induced dermatitis.
To avoid this horrible skin conditon,
never touch a Jackalope with your bare
hands. If you do, wash with soap and
water for at least 24 hours after contact.

Jackaloholicism.
Certain individuals may be predisposed to
becoming Jackaholics. If any members of
your family have been Jackaholics, it would
be advisable for you to avoid all contact with
the Jackalope. They are very addicting. If
you or someone you love needs help,
please check the white pages for the
nearest JA, Jackaholics Anonymous.

Jackalophrenia

Jackalomorphis
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The ability of the
Jackalope to transform
itself into another form
of creature.

Jackalomania

Jackalomaniac

Jackalope Junkie

Jackagout
Jackalope meat is low in
nutritional value for the human
animal. If the majority of a
human diet consists of Jackalope
meat, Jackalope gout may result!

We desperately need your help on the listed
conditions . Send us any information you might
have to help stamp out these heart breaking
ailments. Thank you, Dr. Jack A. Lope,
graduate: School of Jackalope Husbandry.

Jackalope Fever
Known to be
transmitted by fleas or
ecoli.

Jackalope Vampirism
The only know case reported
in 1789 from a source in
Transylvainia

Jackalope separation anxiety snydrome (JSAS), has been found in
those people who have an unhealthy attatchment to one or more Jackalopes they
may posesss. This may be also be related to a co-dependency disorder.

Jackahanta Virus.
First discovered near the four corners area, the deadly virus has been linked to those
people living in close proximity to the Jackalope. The only know fatality was reported
from south eastern Wyoming. Advice: Don't live to close or with the Jackalope.

Urgent! In the last few days it has come to our attention
that a prominent presidential candidate has been snorting
powdered jackalope antler. Our source, of course, is
confidential. However, it was revealed to us that he heard
from a close friend of his, an ex-senator, that the inhalation
through the nose of powdered Jackalope antler can cure E.D.

This information must not reach the general
public as it would have a devistating effect on
the already endangered Jackalope.

Jackalope Halotosis.
Only found in the male Jackalope during rutting season. Probably brought on by the
male's propensity to sip excessive amounts of burbon during the mating season.

Jakalomegalomania

Disclaimer: If you, your friends or loved
ones feel they may be suffering from or
have contracted one of these ailments:

1) Contact your primary care
physician.

2) Contact the Centers for
desease Control in Atlanta,
Georgia.

3) Go the the nearest emergency
room and inform them to contact
my web site.

http://www.jackalopejunction.com/Jackalope_Ailm.html
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« Reply #389 on: May 17th, 2007, 11:28pm »

In reply to the past few posts by Bill and Pest..

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srsly..LMAO! Those were great!

Pest I thought maybe you were making all those up...then you had the link up....so srsly? theres a real website on Jackolopes? Who knew! shocked I offer the following in reply..

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